song title / lyrics

in the shower this monring i started writing a kid's song in my head
that went somethig like this:

"no tofurkey"

no tofurkey please
mom, i'm begging, on my knees,
it's thanksgiving, yes, it's time to eat a bird.
no i don't think i can
eat tufurkey form a can,
and the vegan candied yams are just absurd