song titles

"pitch a tent in heaven and it rains in hell"
"my dog is having a problem"
"the forgotten goddess petting zoo"
"i just hailed a cab for the queen bee"

album title

"electronica audio nightmares" - a collection of sleepy, sweet, quiet, simple accoustic ballads...

song titles

"whiskey in the desert"
"we have the same disease"
"you looked so easy to grind"
"she was an imenatrable fortress of self-assurance due to her brush with death"

"triumph of the invariably bland"
"you can't stand to pass the time behind the grandfather clock"
"a fool and his beer are soon kayaked"
"a penny in a pothole eats your wishes"

"temple of the dustpan" or "this temple of the dustpan"
"stir me gently, sip me carefully, i am your soup of the day"
"it's oh so hard to be on fire"
"the amazing drain"

"zagat's guide to restaurants in hell"
"the wine list in hell is astonishingly long"
"even satan washed his hands" or "even satan washes his hands"
"i should be sleeping instead of writing this song"

"nervous tic talent show"
"bedside visitation from the get-rich-quick angel"
"creeping death re-appears in hugh hefner's rolodex"
"i'm not glistening"

"the dictionary that tickles"
"stuck in the coinslot of the wishing machine"
"the concerned citizens action committee for barry gibb on the three dollar bill"
"drag and fly"

"a presciption for unraveling"
"psycho pants"
"a hint of your unseen moons"
"8 track and a kayak"

"the 60's are pretty much over"
"i just met a girl named bactreia"
"you could say i fell in love with the computer"
"a widow of your good graces"

"god is art"
"and in my dream i am combing my hair"
"that fire extinguisher suits you"
"the will of the malfunctioning voting machines"

song titles

"Showering with The Snake"
"Fell in Love with a Handtruck"
"Baseball is the rudder of the Church"
"(Who Put the) Lamb Embryo in the Cake?"

"Ivy Lin Erupts"
"Ross Jones stages a sit-in at the heliport"
"Blue Sarullo Candycane of Arch-Traditional"
"Jake the Snake Roberts Memorial Hospital Scholarship Fund Annual 10K Slither"

“Black Rain Campaign”
“The Teetering Millions”
“It’s Not Easy Enough to Give In”
“Summon Your Glacial Powers”

“Tease Me Deadly”
“Takin' a Big Bath”
"Yes, Weeping Concave Skull, I Will Be Your Prom Date"
"Paging Richard Burns"

"Apostle"
"A Very Sexually Active Crow"
"The Ocean Burns"
"The Stress of Launch"

song title

"the glow ball war on terrorism"

song title / lyrics

"architecture of love"

the leaky roof above our bed,
soaks through, to things we left unsaid,
drips down, and rusts the compass closed
but leaves our shiv'ring flesh exposed.

song title / lyrics

"if you need to talk"

if you need to talk-
you can talk to a drunk,
and you can talk to a waitress,
but you can't really talk to a drunken waitress.

song titles

"a leafblower praying to mecca"
"stop scaring st. agnes"
"save your goodbyes (for the one who's leaving)"