20060324

band name

"the american society of plastic pigeons"

lyrics

"i would help you, but i can't walk that way.
i swore off straight lines for ever more
i'll stick with wiggles and curves
i guy like me would trip up and fall"

lyrics

"yes you can say 'holidays' with a Q, it's pronounced 'hoqlidays',
from the back of your throat... "

"she can spill the aroma of horror with just one kiss"

"the burden of burning your wishes: wooden whispers wail in the fire"

"only you could wash a whale and pretend that you're happy"

"i'm picking through the garbage of my old, old art"

"bronze medal in the skull pop at hell's olympics"

song titles

"scrotum sock stock options"
"blood sauce indicies"
"screaming ass moving average"
"samantha fox proxy pouch"
"trash yr board of directors"

EP title

"The Beatles Were Pretty Good"

"paul mccartney meditations"
"tombs at the temple of lennon"
"the footprints of george preservation society"
"ringo's 11 year cycle"

song titles

"can you build me an equation?"
"the fox cleaning the hen house"
"it's god on line one"
"out-of-office confessions"

"it's just math"
"i broke my hand just thinking about you"
"it's funny (unless you're the hamster)"
"part of me hates this pen"

"river of folly"
"I returned as a cloud of dasies"
"the neverending chord"
"cindy and the stethoscope"

"here i stand, ready to control you"
"prism bars"
"a kinder, gentler gulag"
"invasion of smiles"

"i bought you a beuatiful dress but you still wore a frown"
"burning with promethean charm"
"pride is a son"
"porthole of aquarius"

"violin crimes"
"the alley of cello bones"
"execution of a harp"
"satan sweats through oboe lessons"

"woodwinds off balance"
"in the valley fo the bells"
"she died on a bed of horns"
"my soul for a cigarette"

"save your spade for graveyard cricket"
"the national reprieve"
"how not to greet your lwayer"
"einstein's theory of laughing matter"

song titles

"the prince and the pendulum"
"the pit and the pauper"