song titles / lyrcis

"a cosmic whisker"
"moustache irony"
"(she's the) coding queen"

"wake up call" - include the lines 'face to face with the doorman, who is really an admiral, he whistles for a battleship, when i ask for a taxi'

"old hickory" - for the 'presidents' concept album, about andrew jackson hosting a new orleans christmas dinner party for british admiral sir alexander cochrane (who was attacking n.o. at the time)

"big game" - the song about teddy roosevelt, while ostensibly about his big game hunting and the bull-moose party, should incorporate the following description of him, attributed to one of his sons: "when he went to a wedding, he wanted to be the bridegroom; and when he went to a funeral, he wanted to be the corpse."