song title / lyrics

"Like The French Guy Who Discovered Germs"

refrain:

I'm gonna stay away from you
Like the plague, like a tapeworm
Like the French guy who discovered germs

bridge:

but then...
in a petri dish, we left out last night
i was astonished to find
our germs couldn't thrive around
your moldy, blue-green eyes

accidental penicillin teardrops
can't cure broken hearts,
but it's a start,
so you did your part...