song title / lyrics

tire tread pie

when i look up in the sky
i smell the smoke of burning (what?)
one field, one gulch, one afternoon lunch
a picnic basket.
mother's in the hamper with dad's old sox
the sitter's gone home to roost.
my brothers and i are tired of lox
but the rubber might stain our toothe!
what's that in the oven?
what's that in the sky?
an afternoon belly of tire tread pie

concept album - cont'd

new song title: "stopped clocks (are sometimes right)"

that one could go well with... "i dare not wind my watch today"

which in turn could fit in with the concept album about Argmaggedon -- where they meet and fall in love right before the world ends...the dude wants to freeze time forever, before they die. That song can be, like, the first song on the album, but from the context of the man's utter boredom with life -- he's putting on his suit, tying his tie, looking in the mirror, and then puts on his watch, in the blearly cold of the morning:

I dare not wind my watch today
Instead I pray it stays its hand
Rather than go through another dreary day
Where the seconds pass like quicksand

However, after he meets the girl (at lunch?, randomly?), and falls in love with her, the song is reprised, as the sky turns red and cracks open with
doom:

i dare not wind my watch today,
instead i pray it stays its hand,
grinding time into suspense,
and hence, we'll never part again.

i think that one could go well with...

song title / lyrics
"i dare not wind my watch today"

i dare not wind my watch today,
instead i pray it stays its hand,
grinding time into suspense,
and hence, we'll never part again.

song title

..."crack cocaine omlet"

that's a side project of our band Crack Cocaine

concept album / song title

concept album idea, inspired by song title-

"sugar bear's dialysis nurse reccomends another toe amputation"

i'm pretty sure you could have a concept album about all of the kid's cereal mascot icons, a where-are-they-now story for each one, highlightinng
the real-life consequences of the lifesyles they lead. of course, diabetes, obesity, tooth decay, etc., would be common themes... but it could also include things like tony the tiger getting caught up in gang violence, the trix rabbit going to federal prison for impersonating a federal agent, and the cookie crisp dog being "destroyed" for biting a mailman one too many times.

song titles

"gravedigger's applause"
"the appilachian grail"
"funeral parlor tricks"

"chimp mixup" or "the great chimp mixup"
"fur coat sit-in at the puma parade"

"cleft chin charley"
"shoplifting souls"
"the correlation between revolving door hesitation and the will to live"

"sluts unite!"
"shoe tie pit stop decapitations decline"
"a leak in the rectory wine cellar"
"the coded message from god in my quick pick 6"

"eric clapton live at the wailing wall"
"tower of babel cost overruns"
"sweat shop kiss"
"a fine dirt bride at the preakness"

"the ash tray collective"
"a shiney new penny buried in the bone yard of toppled dreams"
"blood wisk"

"a waitress sighs in paradise"
"pushed you in the pin cushion corner"
"i'll glide, thank you"

"and i owe it all to fishing line"
"if you say everything twice"
"a bull's loose in the louvre, but where were you?"

"strip me and dip me in saccharin, and leave to dry in the dawn of your eyes"

"weird guy"
"tulip autopsy"
"armageddon of laundry"

"lost marbles"
"gang warfare between dolls"
"neuron in a jumpsuit"

"straightjacket foot stomp"
"with equal aplomb"
"moses (was a rottweiler)"

"Kevin korch scintillation exercise"
"not of this world"
"the whip, the lash, the child's becoming"
"stick it (in the hive)"

"testicular compass"
"toothbrush of tendrils"
"fractured lens of sarullo electro-fission field"
"diametrically, I suppose"

"timmy caught a cold"
"by Wilma and begonia"
"fire hankie"

"get to bed, mister"
"thumbnail"
"holy shit, it's moving"

"where do I even begin?"
"watching it flutter"
"an optimal amount of bruised pears"

lyrics / album title / life motto

Potsam's creed: "I just need to drink excessively and let the chips fall where they may."

song titles

"an eye for a tooth"
"whereabouts unknown"
"counting leaves"

song title

"hemlock rose"
or
"hemlock's rose"

album / song title

"the light at the end of the produce aisle"

band name

"the vibrating colors"

band name

"the untenables"

band name

"the perioperatives"

song titles

"the KY is on tap"
"sloth of the border"

song title

"you've got nothing on big ben, but i want you"

band/album name

band name

"the apologists"

album title

"the apologist's vice"