concept album / song title

concept album idea, inspired by song title-

"sugar bear's dialysis nurse reccomends another toe amputation"

i'm pretty sure you could have a concept album about all of the kid's cereal mascot icons, a where-are-they-now story for each one, highlightinng
the real-life consequences of the lifesyles they lead. of course, diabetes, obesity, tooth decay, etc., would be common themes... but it could also include things like tony the tiger getting caught up in gang violence, the trix rabbit going to federal prison for impersonating a federal agent, and the cookie crisp dog being "destroyed" for biting a mailman one too many times.