song title / lyrics

"when hugging dracula (watch your toes)"

superman's an oil well,
batman is a tanker-
she-ra is naughty girl
he bent her o'er and spank'd her

aquaman likes cellophane,
keeps it in his locker,
bird man crapped his pants again
clearly, off his rocker

hulk picked a fight with thor
and bashed him with the hammer
while robin's kissing bookworm
despite the rules of grammar

superman's a sissy,
batman is a cracker,
she-ra is an elephant
bathing in attackers

aquaman pops xanax
always dialated
bird man ate zeuss guanno
now he's constipated

hulk and thor made nice nice
though each the other hated
but bookworm bitchslapped robin
his ass got conjugated