song title / lyrics

"playtime at the cheddar pump"

it's playtime at the cheddar pump
where boys and girls crawl through
....................webs of puppet strings
....................wild wisps of begonia vines
....................and patches of strawberry brambles
to emerge, flask in hand
at the cheddar pump

pump, pump, pump at the cheddar pump!
pump, pump, pump at the cheddar pump!

when the constellation bell rings
pigtails come down and parts un-part as
....................abacuses sprout legs and goose-step
....................riddles are solved with a puff and a sniff
....................beehives collide in a purple shriek
and wait in line, patient, poised to dump
at the cheddar pump

dump, dump, dump at the cheddar pump!
dump, dump, dump at the cheddar pump!

and when the fantastic pumping ends
the wind blows the ant hills off our heads
....................boot heels snap and bedazzle
....................Weird Dad blows z-shaped smoke
....................upside orchards of onions come tumbling
and the quivering ground begs for a hump

hump, hump, hump at the cheddar pump!
Hump, hump, hump ath the cheddar pump!

pump, hump, dump, rump, ...pump, pump
hump hump, dump....pump...dump, pump
hump...

...pump, dump, hump at the cheddar pump