song title / concept

"beer can"

a song with a repetitive, Q&A-style chorus ending in the words "beer can!"

"what can make you fly like a kite?
...BEER CAN!
what will make her go out on a date?
...BEER CAN!
what will make your next big raise?
...BEER CAN!
what can cure general malaise?
...BEER CAN!"

maybe as it progresses, the lyrics and delivery are more and more drunken and slurry and nonsensical...

"who can help me chose a car?
... BEER CAN!
what can help me mow the lawn?
... BEER CAN!
helps me vote for president?
... BEER CAN!
do i day i do to too-dee-loo
... BEER CAN!

so each "verse" is interspersed with an brief instumental section, possibly including a weak, very basic, solo/lick (which gets more sloppy each time), overdubbed with SFX of a beer being opened and chugged... followed by a key change, up one step on the scale... so as the person gets more drunk, they singing gets higher in the singers range, craking at the end, getting depsperate and out-of-breath...!