song title / idea

"noises of an orphan dream"

picture eerie moans in a dim alley, that are oddly and uncomfortably, somehow, melodious... ..achingly, tragically beautiful... but also untouchable, and frail... as soon as you fix your attention to it, it turns to dust, in a whisp of the wind.

concept album / song titles

"squid pro quo"
about a drug dealer who instead of $ wants quid, cuz he's addicted to squid. Concept album (alternative title): Addicted to Squid

Song titles:

"tentacle fix"
"need some squid"
"the abyss"
"junkies never cry"

"waiting on the dock"
"calamari is a dish best served cold"
"the ain't no correction fluid for my ink fix"
"suction cup lover"

"invertebrate dreams"
"the scent of a mollusk"
"cuttlefish blues"
"you can't trust crustaceans"

song idea

song idea: guy smoking a cigarette, finishing a pitcher of beer, and playing alone at an upright piano in a dimly lit bar that is at first crowded and loud, but begins emptying at closing time; eventually only the bartender listening while he cleans. so accordingly, the man starts playing quiet, almost monotonous, meandering chords when the room is crowded and everyone is too loud and distracted to hear it. then he transitions to soft ballads, humming the melodies, as people start to leave... but it builds to a soulful, gritty crescendo as people finally leave and it's just him and the bartender. the bartender only knows his first name, and has only ever spoken with him regarding the bill, the weather, etc. the player knows from the sounds of keys rattling that he has about 15 second to finish up, and it ends- not totally unresolved or abruptly, but with the hint that there was more. cuz the bartender is never left waiting at the door for him to leave so he can lock up...

band names

"the lazy ass ponies"

"the young paupers"

song titles

"you and your cement looks"
"wind tunnel speculation"
"sympathy in a box"
"dawn in a can"

"chastity camp"
"the seven ponies of the apocalypse"
"miles call to me"
"king of the closet"

"third row seats for midnight"
"conversation with the robot bartender"
"spitting sunflower seeds at the empire's feet"
"skipping a lunch date with the messiah"

"i blew off the annointed one"
"escalator confessions"
"the fly in my judicial appointment"
“you’ve already lost me”

"the siberia of your touch"
"gilligan's island graveyard"
"o, bitter, bitter tears"

"it's no wonder"
"saint underpants"
"your doubts are smacking you"
"drag the flag"

"toilet brush orchestra"
"what i did on summer vacation"
"(no thanks) i'm smokin' math"
"the powder of indifference"

"for hell, i've loved"
"i gave all"
"i speak of the bag"
"when will it end?"

"don't wake me up"
"living off of the vine"
"a moment to be found"
"break for the hole"

"when the world is asleep i will spit on a dime"
"surely, we must be friends"
"my latest run-in with suzy sunshine"
"basement personnel directory"

album titles

"holograms for life"
"we do not exist"
"barren"
"among other things"

song title

"Millard T. Fillmore, a.k.a. Dr. Feelgood of the finger lakes" (presidents concept album- maybe just "dr. feelgood of the finger lakes"?)

song titles

"lollipop wound"
"peppermint fractures"
"carmel tunnel syndrome"
"oreo arthritis"

"fluffernut cancer"
"cotton candy clymidia"
"marshmellonoma"
"hershey's herpes kisses"

song titles

"see you in hell"
"I'm going to hell and taking you with me"
"fuck you, I'll see you in hell"
"burn in hell"
"gonna sizzle you up (in hell)"
"little marcie's teething recital"
"yo'ure in hell's reservation list...in red ink"

song titles

“Away (I’d Like To Fly Away)”
“Amy, That’s My Girl”
“Circle of the Century”
“Let’s Welcome the Nightmare Ministers”
“Scarlet Billows”

"Turned Into a Walking Black Cloud”
“And When You Do (You’ll Name the Animals)”
“High Dungeon”
“Yes it Is, No It Isn’t”
”Professor Make Me Human”

label name

label name: "screeching halt records"