song titles

"don't tell me why i'm wearing shades"
"ashes"

band names

"the drones"
"the droids"
"the druids"
"the gloves"

song title

"we have no flan" or "we are out of flan"

song title

"the fist of many"

... yes, fist. not first.

song titles

"robot urges pope to step down"
"college of cardinals"
"electric sin"
"data entry jesus"
"venial typos"
"cleft intentions"
"barcode checkout altar"

song title

"hasten casey kasim's crazy basin"

song title / lyrics

"the day it started to thunder"

before it ever thundered,
before it ever rained,
god kept the stormclouds captive,
imprisoned them in chains

their misty wrists were rusting
the iron shakles' claws
their wind shear teeth were grawing
their ravaged stratus paws

but god would keep them waiting
until his work was done,
until he'd fully fashioned
the earth, the moon, and sun

that fateful day the rattling
of whithered chains grew loud
as god approached the pinfold
to free the first stormclouds

he smashed the chains to dust
with a squinting of his eye
unleashed the cloud upon the world,
darkening the sky

they stretched their gaseous arms
and cracked their cirrus bones
and bellowed joyously
in whipping, windy tones

rapt with newfound freedom
wrapped in vigin air
their song became a storm
thier whisp became a flare

in anger, barking thunder,
shrieking, spitting rain,
and crying bolts of lightning
the clouds unleashed their pain

of eons spent in bondage
but ended on this day
when god unleashed his scion
this christ, in white and grey

album title

"john lennon raps!" some day, when they are trying to wring even more money from the beatles legacy, they will remaster many old beatles recordings into dance songs with heavy hard-core rap beats, and they will condense, loop, and rework john's vocals so it sounds like he's rapping. and the cover of the album will feature a doctored photo of john lennon in an addidas jumpsuit, with gold chains, and a band-aid on his face, etc. i dunno, man.

song title

"they will reclaim you" or "when they reclaim you"

song title / concept

"and evening with laura languor"
or
"life with laura languor"

about being with a girl who just wants to sit around, who is always lounging around, sleeping, relaxing, etc; and pleading with her to get up and go out and do something! and maybe at the end of the song, or during the bridge, the protagonist starts to get worn down, and maybe falls victim to her charms and lays down in bed with her. or something you get the idea.

song title / lyrics

"Like The French Guy Who Discovered Germs"

refrain:

I'm gonna stay away from you
Like the plague, like a tapeworm
Like the French guy who discovered germs

bridge:

but then...
in a petri dish, we left out last night
i was astonished to find
our germs couldn't thrive around
your moldy, blue-green eyes

accidental penicillin teardrops
can't cure broken hearts,
but it's a start,
so you did your part...

lyrics

"and you can't avert your eyes,
so we'll see just what we find,
when we peek through rose-colored blinds"