concept album

DOG WAR: ggreeg vs the 64th Brigade of the 32nd Division of the Artillery Regiment of the US Army, lead by Edwin B. Winans, at Cote Dame Marie, on the Hindenburg Line on the Western Front in WWI... but really the war began thousands of years ago, when potsam, in promethean-like fashion, showed man how to make alcohol. potsam's gift to man angered the god of anti-alcohol is Ned-Rah, so he imprisoned him potsam, and was chained atop the gin towers (which stand at the focus of the ethyl elipse), constantly hounded by the vodka hawks... and gregg fights the dog wars, to free potsam... and every time we kyack, we're aiding in the battle, it's like we're firing a cannon into enemy territory. and when we say 'gregg!' we give him strength, fueling one more painful step with his aching legs up the steep slopes of the cognac foothills below the gin towers. the whiskey scream is like the rebel yell.... "charge!". Ned-Rah's batt;e cry is "lead the decay!". so the dog wars are greggg vs. Ned-Rah. the literal battleground is in the human liver, where the dehydrogenase enzyme breaks down alcohol. the name of the epic poem that lays out the story is "the Harden Geodesy", by the original demipuppet, Eddy Leachate, in 1758 BC.